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Undercover Turkey
01:43
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I witnessed a crime just the other day
When someone took a bagel and they did not pay
So I called up the town's best private eye
A turkey named Penny wearing a disguise
An undercover turkey in a bagel suit singin'
"Hola, Coca Cola"
An undercover turkey in a bagel suit singin'
"Hola, do I know ya?"
Dressed as bagel she waited all day
For that thief who wouldn't pay
Then just before closing time
A wily ol' weasel caught her eye
An undercover turkey in a bagel suit singin'
"Hola, Coca Cola"
An undercover turkey in a bagel suit singin'
"Hola, do I know ya?"
That weasel thought he got away
But Penny had to show him crime doesn't pay
And right before his very eyes
Penny pulled back her bagel disguise... and said, I'm...
An undercover turkey in a bagel suit singin'
"Hola, Coca Cola"
An undercover turkey in a bagel suit singin'
"Hola, do I know ya?"
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Professional Gamer
02:02
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I quit my job to pursue my dream
Of playing video games on that TV screen
I don't need to shave, I don't need to shower
As long as ma keeps on the power
Professional gamer you should see me play
Gonna be big on YouTube someday
High scores they mean nothing to me
Just a number I can beat!
PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo Switch
So much control at my wrist
I'll show you how it's done, I'll show you how to do it
And if it goes wrong, I say "Aww..." TRY IT AGAIN!
Professional gamer you should see me play
Gonna be big on YouTube someday
High scores they mean nothing to me
Just a number I can beat!
How many wars have been fought?
How many lives have been lost?
Years of evolution all leading to this
Control of the world at my fingertips!
Professional gamer you should see me play
Gonna be big on YouTube someday
High scores they mean nothing to me
Just a number I can beat!
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3. |
Transylvania Town
02:12
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I was hangin' out with Dracula last night
When he said, "Hmmm a drink sounds about right!"
"I don't want a cola, Kool-Aid, or an orange juice"
Then he looked at me and said only one thing will do
Is there B Positive flowing through your veins?
With a smile like that I can't make a mistake
Your blood is rare, you understand, you'd be helping me out
It was then and there I realized I had to get out
Of this Transylvania Town
I should've never come around!?!
I said, "Dracula – oh Dracula - I think you've got it wrong"
"I'm an AB and can't you see we'd never get along?"
And just like that he pulled out my medical chart
Then began to drool while he stared right at my heart and said...
There's B Positive flowing through your veins
With a smile like that I can't make a mistake
Your blood is rare, you understand, you'd be helping me out
It was then and there I realized I had to get out
Of this Transylvania Town
I should've never come around!?!
I was scared and I cared enough to get out
I quietly crept those stairs as silent as a mouse
Then I shivered as I felt something on my neck
I was bit by Dracula and now I've got one last request
Is there B Positive flowing through your veins?
With a smile like that I can't make a mistake
Your blood is rare, you understand, you'd be helping me out
It was then and there I realized I'm never getting out!
Of this Transylvania Town
I should've never come around!?! No, no...
To this Transylvania Town
Oh won't you please come around!?!
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4. |
Monster Cookie
02:22
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I'm a monster cookie and I am so tough
A little bit of me - will never be enough
I was put together with sweet abandon
All I ever wanted was a little understandin'
I know I'm tough, yes it's true
But there's so much more that I can do
If I crumble, I can break
And don't cook me too long or I'll overbake
I'm a monster cookie and I am so tough
A little bit of me - will never be enough
I was put together with sweet abandon
All I ever wanted was a little understandin'
I look delicious, but I'm so vicious
And don't ever think about blowing me kisses
I once was a cookie just like you
But you turn into a monster after what I've been through
I'm a monster cookie and I am so tough
A little bit of me - will never be enough
I was put together with sweet abandon
All I ever wanted was a little understandin'
I want to be sweet, I want to be kind
I can be your sugar or your sunshine
I can do better, I know I can change
And if you don't eat me, I promise to be behave!
I'm a monster cookie and I am so tough
A little bit of me - will never be enough
I was put together with sweet abandon
All I ever wanted was a little understandin'
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5. |
Delivery Duo
02:05
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I've been waiting all year and it's our week
I ain't gonna miss it for anything
The teacher's got a job for me and my pal
To get to the office come heaven or hail!
Delivery Duo! Nothing's in our way!
We've only got one job today!
'Cause when you're in charge you've got to have a plan
To get the lunch count to the secretary's hand!
It was Wednesday and the week was halfway done
We were doing well, we were having fun
Then something happened which I cannot describe
A monster appeared before our very eyes
And said, "Attendance and lunch sheets are what I eat!"
And asked if we could kindly help him, please?
I felt a little bit of sympathy
Then we remembered our responsibility
Delivery Duo! Nothing's in our way!
We've only got one job today!
'Cause when you're in charge you've got to have a plan
To get the lunch count to the secretary's hand!
We were fed up with that monster thinking he's so tough
That's when we finally said, "Enough is enough"
It was then and there that we made a deal
We'll give 'em our homework as his meal!
Delivery Duo! Nothing's in our way!
We've only got one job today!
'Cause when you're in charge you've got to have a plan
To get the lunch count to the secretary's hand!
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6. |
Aquaphobic Scuba Diver
01:54
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I'm a scuba diver who's afraid of the sea
I don't like the water and it don't like me
The only fish I see are in a grocery aisle
I cover them with tartar sauce and they always make me smile
Dolphins, whales, sharks - they don't get me on the land
I once found a crab while digging in the sand
So I put on my flippers and casually comb the beach
And I use tartar sauce when I brush my teeth
I'm a scuba diver who's afraid of the sea
I don't like the water and it don't like me
The only fish I see are in a grocery aisle
I cover them with tartar sauce and they always make me smile
I explore the sea through a window at the zoo
When they say "don't tap the glass" that's exactly what I do
And if they call security to haul me far away
As I'm kicking and screaming, I know what to say
I'm a scuba diver who's afraid of the sea
I don't like the water and it don’t like me
The only fish I see are in a grocery aisle
I cover them with tartar sauce and they always make me smile
Under the sea is where I want to be
If it weren't for the fish and the... seaweed!
I'm a scuba diver who's afraid of the sea (afraid of the sea!)
I don't like the water and it don't like me (don’t like me!)
The only fish I see are in a grocery aisle (in a grocery aisle!)
I cover them with tartar sauce and they always make me smile
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7. |
Animal Crackers
01:32
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Animal crackers on my mind
Think about them all the time
Always runnin' through my head
It won't stop 'til I'm fed
Animal crackers so much fun
Stack'em high up on my tongue
Eat one, eat four
You always want just one more
Some are frosted some are plain
Eat too many you'll go insane!
I know this guy who loved 'em so much
Had 'em for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
Moms eat'em, dads eat'em
Even auntie Pam eats 'em
Who is Pam I don’t know?
She says that she loves you though
But - can you eat them with dentures?
I don't know!
Can you eat them with fish?
I don't know!
Can you eat them with socks?
I guess so?
You can do anything!
Animal crackers on my mind
Think about them all the time
Always runnin' through my head
It won't stop 'til I'm fed
Animal crackers so much fun
Stack'em high up on my tongue
Eat one, eat four
You always want just one more
Some are frosted some are plain
Eat too many you'll go insane!
I know this guy who loved 'em so much
Had 'em for breakfast, dinner, and lunch
Moms eat'em, dads eat'em
Even auntie Pam eats 'em
Who is Pam I don’t know?
She says that she loves you though
But - can you eat them with chicken nuggets?
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8. |
Busy Dreaming
02:07
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I was ridin' on a school bus just the other day
When a dragon came onboard and told me I must stay
Just then a knight appeared wearing scuba gear
He had a snorkel in his hand and a blowtorch to his ear
I didn't know if I should duck or hide so I ran away
And I sent my mom a telegram to tell her I'm okay
I was a little nervous, but I knew it was alright
'Cause I was busy dreaming in my bedroom late at night
I was riding on airplane just the day
When I looked out the window and saw an alien on his way
He tapped on my window and asked me for cottage cheese
I didn't have any so I gave him bumblebees
He didn't know what to do, but said "thank you" anyway
And just like that he quickly flew that old spaceship away
I was a little nervous, but I knew it was alright
'Cause I was busy dreaming in my bedroom late at night
I was ridin' on a submarine under the sea
When an octopus approached wanting gloves from me
I don't have eight arms - in fact - I only have two
Just then scuba knight appeared and said, "I know what to do!"
He called up that alien who was busy drinking cheese
The knight, the alien, and bumblebees had a party
I was a little nervous, but I knew it was alright
'Cause I was busy dreaming in my bedroom late at night
'Cause when you're busy dreaming your fantasy takes flight!
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9. |
Revenge of the 5th
01:45
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We all know May 4th gets all the glory
But sit right back I'll tell you a story
About Episode 3 and how it came to be
And all the little plot holes that confuse me
Revenge of the Sith!
Now I get confused about what it all means
I guess Siths aren't Jedis or I'm told to believe
Like how a rectangle can never be a square
Who's keep track and who even cares?
Revenge of the Sith!
I guess there was this battle between Yoda and Count Dooku
I think Samuel L Jackson played Mace Windu
There was this scene where all the young Jedi died
Anakin was mad 'cause so did his bride
Revenge of the Sith!
Now in this movie there's this fella name Darth Maul
But after reading Wikipedia he died in Episode 1 after all
That brings us to Anakin getting burned
I know it's CGI, but man did that hurt!
Revenge of the Sith!
Since I'm ranting let me speak my final peace
Why did Stormtroopers replace Droids it seems backwards to me
Do they have Empire-funded 401ks
Or were they set to fail from the very first day?
Revenge of the Sith!
Revenge of the Fifth!
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10. |
At the Farmers Market
02:17
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At the farmers market you can buy anything
They've got fruits and vegetables and even wedding rings
I once bought mashed potatoes, from this friend of mine
Took'em home and watched 'em grow when I planted them outside
I like singing to corn, 'cause they've got a lot of ears
Tina likes potatoes, 'cause their eye look so sincere
I once saw this old guy with a cucumber in hand
I asked about zucchini, he said I'll never understand
At the farmers market you can buy anything
They've got fruits and vegetables and even wedding rings
I once bought mashed potatoes, from this friend of mine
Took'em home and watched 'em grow when I planted them outside
I like singing to squash, 'cause they will not roll away
Tina likes the pumpkins, boy that Billy could play
I once saw this old lady with tomatoes oh so ripe
I couldn't help myself and causally took a bite
At the farmers market you can buy anything
They've got fruits and vegetables and even wedding rings
I once bought mashed potatoes, from this friend of mine
Took'em home and watched 'em grow when I planted them outside
At the farmers market you can even hear us play
Maybe if you're lucky on some sunny day
You saw Todd'n'Tina, comin' atcha live!
When they ask you how it was you say it's, "Hard to describe?"
At the farmers market you can buy anything
They've got fruits and vegetables and even wedding rings
I once bought mashed potatoes, from this friend of mine
Took'em home and watched 'em grow when I planted them outside
At the farmers market!
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