Kaboom!

by Todd'n'Tina

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1.
Tennis Racket Guitar 01:53
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I got me a tennis racket guitar Now I'm a superstar It goes widdle widdle widdle when I play it right Man, I could jam on it all night! When they asked me to join the band This wasn't what I had planned Trumpet, tuba, or maybe tambourine But only one instrument speaks to me I got me a tennis racket guitar Now I'm a superstar It goes widdle widdle widdle when I play it right Man, I could jam on it all night! My guitar has about a billion strings And also doubles for tennis ball things I play it in the court, I play it in the yard Serena Williams - she plays it so hard! Andre Agassi - he plays it so hard! This old man at my dad's gym plays it so hard! REALLY? No, but getting out there is half the battle I got me a tennis racket guitar Now I'm a superstar It goes widdle widdle widdle when I play it right Man, I could jam on it all night! I got me a tennis racket guitar Now I'm a superstar
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Jellyfish Chicken 01:18
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I want a jellyfish chicken in my home 'Cause I don't want them chicken bones! I want a jellyfish chicken in my home 'Cause I don't want them chicken bones! Here is the story let me make it nice and clear I could have nuggets, but I don't always want nuggets Or I could go eat some chicken fries But chicken fries won't keep me satisfied I want a jellyfish chicken in my home 'Cause I don't want them chicken bones! I want a jellyfish chicken in my home 'Cause I don't want them chicken bones! So I called up people much smarter than me The ones who went to college or university I said you should make jellyfish and chicken DNA Either it'll sting ya or the bones they'll go away! I want a jellyfish chicken in my home 'Cause I don't want them chicken bones! I want a jellyfish chicken in my home 'Cause I don't want them chicken bones! Jellyfish Dance! Cluck Cluck Cluck! Jellyfish Dance! Cluck Cluck Cluck! I want a jellyfish chicken in my home 'Cause I don't want them chicken bones! I want a jellyfish chicken in my home 'Cause I don't want them chicken bones!
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Pirates & Parrots 02:10
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My brother bought a parrot from this pirate he knew I asked him how he met him and he said it was at school "You go to school with parrots, man, that's got to be cool!" "No, I go to school with pirates, they break all the rules..." La di di di da di di di da da da dum Pirates wear eye patches just for fun! And they dream of buried treasure as they scrub the floor And they use their wooden legs as bats when they get bored Tell me about this parrot, what is his name? His name is Karl and repeating words is his game Does he know the words and the meaning of them? "He's got a big dictionary and he's my best friend!" La di di di da di di di da da da dum Pirates wear eye patches just for fun! And they dream of buried treasure as they scrub the floor And they use their wooden legs as bats when they get bored Well I must admit I was convinced Karl knew the words and I was transfixed "How much would it cost to buy him from you?" He said, "He's not for sale!" and challenged me to a duel La di di di da di di di da da da dum Pirates have sword fights just for fun! And they dream of buried treasure as they scrub the floor And they use their wooden legs as bats when they get bored La di di di da di di di da da da dum Pirates wear eye patches just for fun! And they dream of buried treasure as they scrub the floor And they use their wooden legs as bats when they get bored
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Confetti Spaghetti 01:34
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I like to party that's who I am And I like Spaghetti 'cause I'm half Italian When I wanna party, when I wanna eat There's always time for my favorite treat! Confetti spaghetti - you can eat it with a fork! Confetti spaghetti - you can always have more! Confetti spaghetti - you can eat it with a spoon! Or even use chopsticks if you choose! Confetti spaghetti it's easy to make First you get some noodles and tomato paste Then you get a blender and pour it in Add some spices, then hit mix! Confetti spaghetti - you can eat it with a fork! Confetti spaghetti - you can always have more! Confetti spaghetti - you can eat it with a spoon! Or even use chopsticks if you choose! On my birthday I could have any meal I wanted But the one thing that I want is… Confetti spaghetti - in my hair! Confetti spaghetti - in my underwear! Confetti spaghetti - all around the room! Confetti spaghetti - in my vacuum! Confetti spaghetti - on my tongue Confetti spaghetti - so much fun! Confetti spaghetti - every day! Confetti spaghetti – whaddya say? Confetti spaghetti - you can eat it with a fork! Confetti spaghetti - you can always have more! Confetti spaghetti - you can eat it with a spoon! Or even use chopsticks if you choose!
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Life-Saving Pig 01:45
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I've got this pig who always saves my life He must've done it at least a thousand times Like once my house was burning down, he woke me up with his snout Then he called up the fire crew and asked what more he could he do He's a life-saving pig and I'm so grateful that he's mine I like to keep him with me most of the time A pig like that you can't find, at least not every day He's a life-saving pig, I hope he never goes away Now I'm not the only one my pig has ever saved Like once when I was tanning this kid was drowning in the lake My pig dove in, pulled him out, gave him CPR with his snout And when that kid finally woke up, my pig he gave that boy a hug He's a life-saving pig and I'm so grateful that he's mine I like to keep him with me most of the time A pig like that you can't find, at least not every day He's a life-saving pig, I hope he never goes away Tales of my life-saving pig have been told so far and wide People from all walks of life come to see him with their own eyes Then one day this old man said, "Hey what's with his peg leg?" I said, "This here is a life-saving pig, you don't eat him in a day!” He's a life-saving pig and I'm so grateful that he's mine I like to keep him with me especially around dinner time A pig that tastes like that you can't find every day He's a life-saving pig, I hope he never goes away He's a life-saving pig and he's the best meal I ever ate!
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Baby Python 01:43
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Little baby python what do you to be? I hope nothing that requires arms… (Well, that’s kinda mean) Little baby python what do you want to be Always reach for the stars… (Just not with your arms) You could be the first snake in space Or you could eat a human being 'Cause you look so cool with your detachable jaw Do you wanna talk about your feelings? Little baby python is there something that you need Can I help you open up the jar? (Hey you wanna borrow a can opener?) Little baby python we all have skills And for each of us something is hard… (I seriously can’t touch my nose with my tongue) You could be the first snake in space Or you could eat a human being 'Cause you look so cool with your detachable jaw Do you wanna talk about your feelings? Fly high, fly high, baby python Don't ever let them bring ya down! Fly high, fly high, baby python Don't burrow into the ground! Little baby python what do you want to be? If you need arms go ahead and grow'em... that'll show'em!
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Friends 01:36
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Who pulls my finger when I'm drinkin' pop Who's got my back when I'm told to stop (friends!) Who is the person on my side Even when I'm wrong sometimes (friends!) Who is the buddy that'll stand by me In a world of chaos and anarchy (me?) Who is my homie, who is my bro Who makes me feel not alone (ahh…) Heaven knows we need'em So glad we get to meet'em In every day, in every way Friends will never turn away There's nothing you can't do... If a friend believes in you! When I'm down and filled with doubt Who lifts me up and makes me shout (friends!) Who gets me dancin', who gets me laughin' Who reminds me of my passion (friends!) Who is my buddy, what's that bro I just thought you oughta know (me?) When I feel alone and misheard You understand every word (ahh…) Heaven knows we need'em So glad we get to meet'em In every day, in every way Friends will never turn away There's nothing you can't do... If a friend believes in you!
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December 26th 01:31
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The fruitcake's gone ripe and mama's starting to gripe My grandparents extended their stay And Elf on the Shelf packed his bags and headed south And it's only been a few hours since Christmas Day! My dad says he's tired, but I'm a bit wired I've been eating candy canes all day Oh lucky old me, 'cause in our Christmas tree Was a whole family of squirrels The fruitcake's gone ripe and mama's starting to gripe My grandparents extended their stay And Elf on the Shelf packed his bags and headed south And it's only been a few hours since Christmas Day! My mom says she's so over it, but I really couldn't give a lick Of her Peppermint candy cane Oh lucky ol' me, I've got nowhere to be Now I've got time to get caught up on YouTube! The fruitcake's gone ripe and mama's starting to gripe My grandparents extended their stay And Elf on the Shelf packed his bags and headed south And it's only been a few hours since Christmas Day! And it's only been a few hours since Christmas Day! Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Box Life 01:36
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I'm just a toy who lives on a shelf I can see things like no one else I like to watch the world as it goes by Maybe someone will buy me at Christmas time! BOX LIFE - all I ever wanted BOX LIFE - someone to take me home BOX LIFE - all I ever wanted Was to not feel so alone Act Today, Limited-Time Offer The Latest, Greatest, and ONLY Toy You’ll EVER Need! Buy Today, Pay Tomorrow Don’t Be Left Behind! I'm just a toy who lives on a shelf I can see things like no one else I like to watch the world as it goes by Maybe someone will buy me at Christmas time! BOX LIFE - all I ever wanted BOX LIFE - someone to take me home BOX LIFE - all I ever wanted Was to not feel so alone Here comes someone looking at me Maybe I've finally found my family Oh no, they just put me down For something on clearance... I'll never get out!?!? BOX LIFE - all I ever wanted BOX LIFE - someone to take me home BOX LIFE - all I ever wanted Was to not feel so alone Don’t Be Left Behind!
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Minimum Parenting 01:58
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Minimum parenting, maximum fun I think that's how I came undone I tried to be different, I tried to be cool I thought could reinvent the rules Let's be honest, who exactly are you trying impress? Statistically speaking your kids are average at best No, I'm not sayin' they're not special 'cause we both know that they are But in this world, they’re only gonna get so very far Minimum parenting, maximum fun I think that's how I came undone I tried to be different, I tried to be cool I thought could reinvent the rules That's why you've got to scare them straight Act a little crazy and sometimes stay up too late Make them fearful of what they might become That'll make'em study hard, instead of goofy around and having fun Minimum parenting, maximum fun I think that's how I came undone I tried to be different, I tried to be cool I thought could reinvent the rules Minimum parenting, maximum fun I think that's how I came undone I tried to be different, I tried to be cool I thought could reinvent the rules

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released January 6, 2023

All songs written, recorded 'n' performed by:
Todd Millenacker 'n' Krissy Mondelli
Mastered by Nic Heidt

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Todd’n’Tina is a family-friendly music duo from Minnesota.

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