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French Toast Day
01:16
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You only get three meals a day
I don’t care what others say
All I know is if I had it my way
Today would be a FRENCH TOAST DAY!
Every day would be a FRENCH TOAST DAY!
I know other foods can be good
I’ve even had pasta when I’m in the mood
Oatmeal, waffles, and pizza are nice
But there’s only room for one food in my life!
You only get three meals a day
I don’t care what others say
All I know is if I had it my way
Today would be a FRENCH TOAST DAY!
Every day would be a FRENCH TOAST DAY!
I don’t want spinach to help me grow (NO!)
I think carrots belong in a whole (DIG THAT!)
And I don’t want socks, who eats socks?
Oh, wrong song… sorta forgot! (I see what you did there…)
You only get three meals a day
I don’t care what others say
All I know is if I had it my way
Today would be a FRENCH TOAST DAY!
Every day would be a FRENCH TOAST DAY!
Today could be a FRENCH TOAST DAY!
Every day should be a FRENCH TOAST DAY!
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Dermatologist Astronaut
01:18
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This is Hank and here's his story
He knew he was bound for glory
He liked rockets and he liked skin
Couldn't decide which career would win
Then one day he said,
"By golly even in space there must be acne!"
Then he knew what he must do
Go to space and help the crew
I'm a dermatologist astronaut - yes that's a thing
I love popping zits and I love orbiting
I'm a dermatologist astronaut and this is what I do
Work real hard at math and science and you'll wear space diapers too!
One day he'll be famous for popping a zit on MARS!
He loves flying in spaceships and he loves counting stars
There was a time out in space he met an alien face to face
Who had a pimple so gooey and gross
Hank popped it and he thanked him the most!
I'm a dermatologist astronaut - yes that's a thing
I love popping zits and I love orbiting
I'm a dermatologist astronaut and this is what I do
Work real hard at math and science and you'll wear space diapers too!
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Unicorns & Narwhals
01:49
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Unicorns and narwhals they can't be friends
They both have horns so nobody's gonna win
One likes to fly and the other likes to swim
And that's why unicorns and narwhals they can't be friends
I was ridin' shotgun with Uni last night
Over there by the pop machine looking for a fight
Was a big ol' narwhal with a look in his eyes
I wanted to run, I wanted to hide
Unicorns and narwhals they can't be friends
They both have horns so nobody's gonna win
One likes to fly and the other likes to swim
And that's why unicorns and narwhals they can't be friends
Uni wanted to step up and put himself in his face
I said, "Uni I know you're tough but let's get out of this place"
Uni wanted to show that Narwhal what he could do
I said, "I know you're strong but there's better things we can do"
We could go back home and get matching tattoos
We could paint a picture so sunny and blue
Or maybe we could ask that narwhal what he'd like to do
He said, "Gee no one's ever asked me that... thank you!"
Unicorns and narwhals they CAN be friends
They both have horns and that's where friendship begins
One likes to fly and the other likes to swim
And that's why unicorns and narwhals they can be friends
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Silly String
01:46
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Teacher, teacher, teacher well you don't understand
I've got the answer to the question right here in my hand
Red, blue, yellow, green, it's okay
I've got enough to share so don't take it away
I've got silly string
Silly string
I've got silly string
Silly string
One time I brought it to school and it wasn't okay
I thought I'd show the teacher and she took it away
The principal asked me why I did it
My face turned red and I knew I blew it
I've got silly string
Silly string
I've got silly string
Silly string
So my parents came and got me now I'm grounded for life
I won't ever get out I'm just serving my time
Can't see my friends or play video games
But if I could, ya know I’d say!
I've got silly string
Silly string
I've got silly string
Silly string
Hey you want some?
It's so much fun!
It's a blast!
How long will it last!
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Giraffes like peanut butter better than jelly
They like the way it sticks to the sides of their bellies
And they like to chew it up with their purple tongues
They say it’s almost like chewing bubblegum - ya know
Giraffes like peanut butter better than jelly
They like the way it sticks to the sides of their bellies
And they like to chew it up with their purple tongues
They say it’s almost like chewing bubblegum
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS? Well, let me explain…
I was once in Africa on the Great Plains
And I met an elder with a sandwich in his hand
But there was only jelly left - ya understand? (YUP!)
He said one day while he was walking
A giraffe came up and suddenly started talkin’ (BLAH BLAH BLAH)
The giraffe told him he loved the chewy stuff
And how a little peanut butter ain’t ever enough!
Giraffes like peanut butter better than jelly
They like the way it sticks to the sides of their bellies
And they like to chew it up with their purple tongues
They say it’s almost like chewing bubblegum - ya know
Giraffes like peanut butter better than jelly
They like the way it sticks to the sides of their bellies
And they like to chew it up with their purple tongues
They say it’s almost like chewing bubblegum
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6. |
Panda Bear Dance
01:24
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I had a pet panda and his name was Spot
I had him one day and then he got lost
I looked up high, I looked down low
I called my friends asking, "Where did he go?"
Oh panda bear, panda bear, I don't care
Don’t you dare dance in your underwear
Swinging to the left, swaying to the right
Oh, this old panda was out of sight!
So I went to the zoo cause that's where he'd go
They told me they haven't seen him 'round here "no"
"But there's a bamboo patch on the edge of the town
Right over the hill and back around"
Oh panda bear, panda bear, I don't care
Don’t you dare dance in your underwear
Swinging to the left, swaying to the right
Oh, this old panda was out of sight!
So I went to the bamboo patch and there he was
Eating bamboo and playing with bugs
I finally told Spot that I think we should go
He started to dance and I said, "Oh no!"
Oh panda bear, panda bear, I don't care
Don’t you dare dance in your underwear
Swinging to the left, swaying to the right
Oh, this old panda was out of sight!
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If Darth Vader had an iPhone who would he text?
Do you think he'd like the filters and special effects?
Would he Snapchat his friends or cyberstalk an ex?
Or say "hi" to a Stormtrooper he liked best?
If Darth Vader had an iPhone what would it mean to all the creatures on Tatooine?
If Darth Vader had TikTok how would he dance?
Or could "the Force" make him viral with just a simple glance?
Would Palpatine have Parental Controls?
Or keep tabs on everyone he knows?
If Darth Vader had TikTok what would it mean to all the creatures in the galaxy?
If Darth Vader had Twitter what would he say?
To all the noble creatures that stood in his way?
Would he write in CAPS or mock them with memes?
Would 140 characters be enough to crush their dreams?
If Darth Vader had Twitter what would it mean to all the creatures in the galaxy?
If Darth Vader had Instagram what would he do?
Would he take selfies of himself in his bathroom?
Do you think he'd post a picture of his food?
Or put up an emoji when he's in a bad mood?
If Darth Vader had Instagram what would it mean to all the creatures in the galaxy?
If Darth Vader had a cell phone plan what would it be?
Sprint, Verizon, or maybe A T & T?
Would Luke and Leia be on his family plan?
I know they're sworn enemies, but a deal’s hard to land
If Darth Vader had a cell phone what would it mean to all the creatures in the galaxy?
Go Darth Vader, go go Darth Vader
Go Darth Vader, go go Darth Vader
Go Darth Vader, go go Darth Vader
Go Darth Vader, go go Darth Vader
He was gonna rule the Empire then he got the internet
Hey look he just got a friend request!
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Peanut butter pickle truck! Come around the corner pick me up!
Peanut butter pickle truck I want some food today! (Hey!)
Peanut butter pickle truck! I don’t care if they lock me up!
Peanut butter pickle truck I want some food today! (Hey!)
I was doing nothing, in my backyard
Not hurtin’ no one or causing any harm
Then came something up over the hill
It had four wheels and smelled like Dill!
The owner was this guy and his name was Sam
He once was a businessman
Quit his job to chase his dream
Of hocking pickles to you and me!
Peanut butter pickle truck! Come around the corner pick me up!
Peanut butter pickle truck I want some food today! (Hey!)
Peanut butter pickle truck! I don’t care if they lock me up!
Peanut butter pickle truck I want some food today! (Hey!)
The more he spoke, the cooler he seemed
He showed me you could live your dreams
His family thought he lost his mind
He said he could find it anytime!
He told me you only get one life
And it’s up to you to decide
What you want or who you’ll be
And that’s the way you’ll be free!
Peanut butter pickle truck! Come around the corner pick me up!
Peanut butter pickle truck I want some food today! (Hey!)
Peanut butter pickle truck! I don’t care if they lock me up!
Peanut butter pickle truck I want some food today! (Hey!)
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9. |
Flossing Is My Hobby
01:00
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I like to brush my teeth, but brushing ain't enough
Especially when pieces of food get stuck
I like to keep it white, I like to keep it clean
I love to fight off all those cavities
Flossing is my hobby it's so much fun
I do it after dinner, I do it after lunch
Flossing is my hobby ya know the Golden Rule
Be true to your teeth or they'll be false to you!
Just the other day I was at an old folks home
There were so many dentures I felt so alone
Where people used Poligrip instead of toothpaste
It works like glue, but has a different taste
Flossing is my hobby it's so much fun
I do it after dinner, I do it after lunch
Flossing is my hobby ya know the Golden Rule
Be true to your teeth or they'll be false to you!
(Guitar Solo)
Flossing is my hobby it's so much fun
I do it after dinner, I do it after lunch
Flossing is my hobby ya know the Golden Rule
Be true to your teeth or they'll be false to you!
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10. |
Two Old Friends
01:35
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Two old friends playing with each other
They have fun every single day
Two old friends playing with each other
Some things never change
Two old friends laughing with each other
Everything's funny no matter what they say
Two old friends laughing with each other
Some things you can't explain
Yes the world can change
But don't let your friendships fade
Cause friends can find something good
In each and every day
Two old friends fighting with each other
Sometimes they want to disagree
Two old friends fighting with each other
But soon they'll make peace
Yes the world can change
But don't let your friendships fade
Cause friends can find something good
In each and every day
Yes the world WILL change
But don't let your friendships fade
Cause friends can find something good
In each and every day
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