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Aquaphobic Scuba Diver

from Bombtastic! by Todd'n'Tina

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I'm a scuba diver who's afraid of the sea
I don't like the water and it don't like me
The only fish I see are in a grocery aisle
I cover them with tartar sauce and they always make me smile

Dolphins, whales, sharks - they don't get me on the land
I once found a crab while digging in the sand
So I put on my flippers and casually comb the beach
And I use tartar sauce when I brush my teeth

I'm a scuba diver who's afraid of the sea
I don't like the water and it don't like me
The only fish I see are in a grocery aisle
I cover them with tartar sauce and they always make me smile

I explore the sea through a window at the zoo
When they say "don't tap the glass" that's exactly what I do
And if they call security to haul me far away
As I'm kicking and screaming, I know what to say

I'm a scuba diver who's afraid of the sea
I don't like the water and it don’t like me
The only fish I see are in a grocery aisle
I cover them with tartar sauce and they always make me smile

Under the sea is where I want to be
If it weren't for the fish and the... seaweed!

I'm a scuba diver who's afraid of the sea (afraid of the sea!)
I don't like the water and it don't like me (don’t like me!)
The only fish I see are in a grocery aisle (in a grocery aisle!)
I cover them with tartar sauce and they always make me smile

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from Bombtastic!, released January 5, 2024

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