If Darth Vader Had an iPhone

from Dynamite! by Todd'n'Tina

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If Darth Vader had an iPhone who would he text?
Do you think he'd like the filters and special effects?
Would he Snapchat his friends or cyberstalk an ex?
Or say "hi" to a Stormtrooper he liked best?
If Darth Vader had an iPhone what would it mean to all the creatures on Tatooine?

If Darth Vader had TikTok how would he dance?
Or could "the Force" make him viral with just a simple glance?
Would Palpatine have Parental Controls?
Or keep tabs on everyone he knows?
If Darth Vader had TikTok what would it mean to all the creatures in the galaxy?

If Darth Vader had Twitter what would he say?
To all the noble creatures that stood in his way?
Would he write in CAPS or mock them with memes?
Would 140 characters be enough to crush their dreams?
If Darth Vader had Twitter what would it mean to all the creatures in the galaxy?

If Darth Vader had Instagram what would he do?
Would he take selfies of himself in his bathroom?
Do you think he'd post a picture of his food?
Or put up an emoji when he's in a bad mood?
If Darth Vader had Instagram what would it mean to all the creatures in the galaxy?

If Darth Vader had a cell phone plan what would it be?
Sprint, Verizon, or maybe A T & T?
Would Luke and Leia be on his family plan?
I know they're sworn enemies, but a deal’s hard to land
If Darth Vader had a cell phone what would it mean to all the creatures in the galaxy?

Go Darth Vader, go go Darth Vader
Go Darth Vader, go go Darth Vader
Go Darth Vader, go go Darth Vader
Go Darth Vader, go go Darth Vader
He was gonna rule the Empire then he got the internet
Hey look he just got a friend request!

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from Dynamite!, released January 7, 2022

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